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I pwnd U · Feb 08, 2006, 02:21 AM // 02:21

wow ok we went from vday to christmas. both are important in there own rights. anyways i still need something to get my g/f... im stumped all i got so far is chocolate...

COunt it If it GoEs · Feb 08, 2006, 02:44 AM // 02:44

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Originally Posted by I pwnd U

wow ok we went from vday to christmas. both are important in there own rights. anyways i still need something to get my g/f... im stumped all i got so far is chocolate...

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u guys are forgetting that its the thought that counts.
I pwnd u, try thinking about what she really likes and go by that,or you could go to plan 2, which is really long, crazy , but im bored so here goes, if youve read my previous plans, i think it was something about rocks and girlfriends, feel free to scroll down to the next post because its probably wasting everyones time, i dont no maybe some one will get a kick out of these useless plans

Step 1
Go to walmart

Step 2
walk around all suspicious, but make sure your partner is NOT there at the same exact time.

Step 3
go to the inflateable people isle, or where they sell it, walmart has everything, you no the blow up people that people put in there cars and they look like real people.

Step 4
Buy inflate-a-person

Step 5
Blow up inflate-a-person

Step 6
Acquire something pointy [knife, safety pin, etc]

Step 7
Hire somebody to tell your girlfriend that you have a special surprise
and to come over

Step 8
with pointy object nearby, make belive inflate a person is trying to seduce you.

Step 9
Make sure you see your girlfriend in perif and say "You bastard, iam in love with one girl only [Insert girlfriends name here]

Step 10
Brutally assault inflate-a-person

Step 11
explain to girlfriend that your the only one for you, hand her the chocolates that you mentioned earlier

Step 12
youre in

Pointless? yes Long yes? Dumb yes but more pointless and it might not work
Do i care? no because i was bored and i have practice in 30 mins so i had nothing to do

Long story Short
Chocolates are fine
[thought that counts]

Total wasted time of everyone who read this:
plenty

--Count it
Note: make sure inflate a person is opposite sex that you are

Lou · Feb 08, 2006, 02:55 AM // 02:55

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Originally Posted by Ultimate_Gaara

I have a dog... I think it loves me.

As long as I have food and games I need nobody, other than the people making the games.... I need them.

If you seriously think that the only real relationship you need is with your left I feel terribly sorry for you..

Ultimate_Gaara · Feb 08, 2006, 03:15 AM // 03:15

Eh, after you are alone as long as I have been you get use to it and games and school become the only things you care about. Well that and slurpees, I would take a bullet for one of them.

I pwnd U · Feb 08, 2006, 03:17 AM // 03:17

lol count that was dumb yet amusing. as it is ive been dating her for 18 months so i kinda need more then chocolate and a fake seduction. lol

Ultimate_Gaara · Feb 08, 2006, 03:32 AM // 03:32

How about fake chocolate and real seduction?

I pwnd U · Feb 08, 2006, 03:35 AM // 03:35

lol no i dont think shed like that one 2 much

lg5000 · Feb 08, 2006, 03:38 AM // 03:38

We decided that valentines is too comercialised so we don't 'do' valentines day.

In case you want to know what to get a woman, roses are a good option, as is any other bunch of flowers. Don't believe her when she says it's not necessary, she'll still appreciate the thought.

As for what to get guys.. uhh.. I have no idea. Things like computer accessories/upgrades are meant for birthdays and possibly christmas, not valentines day, so.. completly stuck on that one.

btw, I love the blow-up doll post

Swampgirl Inez · Feb 08, 2006, 03:39 AM // 03:39

pwned, has she been hinting about anything lately? If not, then go with a hobby or interest

I pwnd U · Feb 08, 2006, 03:42 AM // 03:42

well she hasnt been hinting at anything. in fact shes told me NOT to get her anything... and really right now her life is all about cheerleading but shes getting tired of cheerleading since its been the same old thing the past 4 years for her. so relaly i have no idea...

Swampgirl Inez · Feb 08, 2006, 03:45 AM // 03:45

music? movies? books? a giftcard to her favorite store?

It's not all about chocolate and flowers.

lg5000 · Feb 08, 2006, 03:45 AM // 03:45

Flowers!

I'm serious. I'd love to get flowers from my man.. but.. it would take a minor miracle for him to a) read this topic b) realise what time zone he lives in and c) consider that flowers are nice, even if us women/girls claim we can happily do without them... that said.. I think I'll go and buy myself a bunch for my b'day today

I pwnd U · Feb 08, 2006, 03:47 AM // 03:47

wow that sucks lg5000 i atleast try to get her something she wants.

The thing is she has like all the movies and she doesnt want anything from any stores... shes actualy pretty low matinecene! its kidna shocking but its nice for the most part, except when i have to buy for her... makes it hard as hell...

Swampgirl Inez · Feb 08, 2006, 03:51 AM // 03:51

In that case, do something nice for her. Wash her car if she has one.... something like that. Just show her you are thinking of her and you think she's worth the effort.

I pwnd U · Feb 08, 2006, 04:03 AM // 04:03

o she knows im thinking about her. when she gets the calls from me on those random days just to tell her i love her im pretty sure she knows. i have washed her car for her and i do all that i can for her. so really i just got to figure something out. Hallmark is going to become my friend i guess lol that and touch of homespun.

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more pics of my g/f incase you have never seen her (second picture is same as first one i ever posted of her in oft part duex)

EchoSex · Feb 08, 2006, 04:10 AM // 04:10

Er, why the watermarks?

I pwnd U · Feb 08, 2006, 04:15 AM // 04:15

watermarks? unless you are talking a/b her name in the corner i dont see any watermarks.

EchoSex · Feb 08, 2006, 04:26 AM // 04:26

That's exactly what I mean, lol. No offence but that's fishy o_O

I pwnd U · Feb 08, 2006, 04:27 AM // 04:27

ya i know but i wasnt the one to put them on there and neither was she. her mom actually wanted them on there. lol like you wouldnt know who that was! i thought it was stupid as well but theres not much i can do about them...

EDIT: i keep seeing pie hiding in the shadows on this thread, yet he says nothing... perhaps pie can help me out here?

Ultimate_Gaara · Feb 08, 2006, 05:39 AM // 05:39

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Originally Posted by lg5000

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As for what to get guys.. uhh.. I have no idea. Things like computer accessories/upgrades are meant for birthdays and possibly christmas, not valentines day, so.. completly stuck on that one.

Well of course Valentine's day is a girl holiday, its the guy's job to get her a gift and her job to pretend she likes it... kind of like her birthday.